"Gram, my socks are dirty. You need new floors."

"mommy, there's drinks under the tree…."

Jack just pulled a book off the shelf and sat down with it… “Mommy, when we can’t find something, this book tells me where to find it in Gram’s attic”. hmm…. what’s he really trying to say here?

A-formerly-naked-J: “Let’s get baking!” J’s mom: “Well, you’re wearing underwear, that’s the first step.” J: “What’s the next step?”

After spending about 5 minutes spinning in circles, we asked jack to “come over here”. His response: “Just a minute… I’m waiting for the building to stop spinning.” weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

“Jack, if you get in the bathtub you can play with the urinal…” And I was thinking the turkey baster was odd…