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"Daddy, Don't laugh. Work is serious business."

Eye protection…. Check
Ear protection… Check.
Worker jack is on his way to use a jackhammer to remove an old sewer pipe from the living room.

Maybe watching This Old House isn't the best idea….

J’s mom was getting ready for work today and accidentally double-flushed the loo… Jack goes running into the bathroom only to open up the lid to check inside. On his way in he was calling out “was that a bad flush?” Poor guy was disappointed there was no plunging to be done…

J was just building around his fire truck. Left it off with…

"next time on This Old House…. "

So I’m standing in the kitchen last night and J walks in, looking really serious. He’s been playing with his mom’s old Palm Centro cell phone, saying it was the phone he had when “he was a baby”. So he comes in, looks at me and say something like: “My kid keeps using my cell phone to watch videos. He keeps using up the battery and now there’s no juice.” “My kid”. Not a phrase we’ve ever used… A little while later i was in the bedroom and I noticed he had stuck the phone in the bedrail, which is exactly where we put our phones while they charge. I should have asked what “his kid’s” name was.

Oh my…