And the night gets more entertaining… I thought I was going to set off the smoke detector with the oil smoking in a pan. Crisis averted by adding food to the pan… Me: Jack, it’s ok. Crisis averted. Jack: How’d you do that? Me: I added some chicken to the pan. The food takes some of the heat out of the oil. Jack: Oh. How do you know that? Are you a scientist? Me: Actually Jack, yes. I am. Jack: Oh. Why didn’t you ever tell me that? But… but… but… I did?