{"id":546,"date":"2015-07-04T22:40:54","date_gmt":"2015-07-05T02:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/?p=546"},"modified":"2015-07-04T23:00:08","modified_gmt":"2015-07-05T03:00:08","slug":"gentle-as-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/2015\/07\/gentle-as-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Gentle as a&#8230;.. ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>      &#8220;Jack, gently gently very gently super let&#8217;s go wake up mommy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>      &#8220;Quiet&#8230; I left out the word quiet&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>      &lt;insert sound of bedroom door slamming open here&gt;<\/p>\n<p>      Jack: &#8220;Cock a doodle doooooooooooooo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>      oi.    <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Jack, gently gently very gently super let&#8217;s go wake up mommy.&#8221; &#8220;Quiet&#8230; I left out the word quiet&#8230;&#8221; &lt;insert sound of bedroom door slamming open here&gt; Jack: &#8220;Cock a doodle doooooooooooooo&#8221; oi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}