{"id":394,"date":"2014-11-17T19:04:29","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T23:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/?p=394"},"modified":"2014-11-17T19:00:04","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T00:00:04","slug":"oh-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/2014\/11\/oh-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the night gets more entertaining&#8230;  I thought I was going to set off the smoke detector with the oil smoking  in a pan.  Crisis averted by adding food to the pan&#8230;  Me: Jack, it&#8217;s ok. Crisis averted. Jack: How&#8217;d you do that? Me: I added some chicken to the pan.  The food takes some of the heat  out of the oil. Jack: Oh.  How do you know that? Are you a scientist? Me: Actually Jack, yes. I am. Jack: Oh.  Why didn&#8217;t you ever tell me that?  But&#8230; but&#8230; but&#8230; I did? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the night gets more entertaining&#8230; I thought I was going to set off the smoke detector with the oil smoking in a pan. Crisis averted by adding food to the pan&#8230; Me: Jack, it&#8217;s ok. Crisis averted. Jack: How&#8217;d you do that? Me: I added some chicken to the pan. The food takes some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/2014\/11\/oh-boy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh boy<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}