{"id":151,"date":"2014-02-19T15:47:41","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T19:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/?p=151"},"modified":"2014-03-03T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T01:59:46","slug":"my-kid-keeps-running-down-my-battery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/2014\/02\/my-kid-keeps-running-down-my-battery\/","title":{"rendered":"My kid keeps running down my battery&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m standing in the kitchen last night and J walks in, looking really  serious.  He&#8217;s been playing with his mom&#8217;s old Palm Centro cell phone,  saying it was the phone he had when &#8220;he was a baby&#8221;.  So he comes in, looks at me and say something like:  &#8220;My kid keeps using my cell phone to watch videos.  He keeps using up  the battery and now there&#8217;s no juice.&#8221;  &#8220;My kid&#8221;.  Not a phrase we&#8217;ve ever used&#8230;  A little while later i was in the bedroom and I noticed he had stuck the  phone in the bedrail, which is exactly where we put our phones while  they charge.  I should have asked what &#8220;his kid&#8217;s&#8221; name was. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m standing in the kitchen last night and J walks in, looking really serious. He&#8217;s been playing with his mom&#8217;s old Palm Centro cell phone, saying it was the phone he had when &#8220;he was a baby&#8221;. So he comes in, looks at me and say something like: &#8220;My kid keeps using my cell &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/2014\/02\/my-kid-keeps-running-down-my-battery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My kid keeps running down my battery&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/one.papalia.net\/b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}